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Wednesday 3 June 2015

I can put a spare bulb in my hand and light up my yard

Ok so to start off with a query.  boots have started selling an accupressure ring to stop you snoring.

Now we all know that Boots is a despicable peddlar of woo but this one is quite dangerous because undiagnosed apnoea kills.  people with problem snoring need a doctor not a parcel of woo.  I tackled them on Twitter and their response was that they had clinical trials, conducted by Aspen Clinical Research of Maldon that showed it was effective.  But I cannot find these trials.  Has anyone heard of this company ( it isnt the same as the one from Utah) and is it legit?

In other news...went into the loft to put stuff away.  Saw all the babystuff we were saving for our next one.  Had to get drunk.

My shoulders are unspeakable at the moment.  Left side: mobilised acromioclavicular joint, mobilised sternoclavicular joint.  right side mobilised glenohumeral joint, mobilised scapulothoracic joint.

Mobilised here meanss sitting further apart than it should until pressed, when it goes back in with an audible click.  the scapulothoracic one is so bad that you can see it from the front- my levator scapulae on the right is popping out past all the larger muscles it should be behind and the scapula is getting close to winged ( though not quite).

this sucks.  this sucks donkey choad.

meanwhile date hass cancelled on me for second time this week.


If i was a rabbit my ears would be at 6.35

4 comments:

  1. Thirty fucking quid for a bit of bent keyring? Jesusfuckingchrist.

    Doesn't sound legit at all, but that's just my internal bullshit alarm since "acupressure" seems to basically be "acupuncture for people that're scared of needles".

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  2. Wotcha Inky. I would not dream of commenting on the legitimacy of this company, but I did find the information below just floating around in the public domain. I hope that you get to prick up your ears soon.
    (All information taken from DueDil.com)
    Aspen Clinical Research Ltd
    Company number-07863195
    Private limited with share capital
    Incorporation date
    28 Nov 2011
    Registered Address
    40-42 High Street
    Maldon
    Essex
    CM9 5PN
    United Kingdom
    Currently listed as 'Proposal to strike off'- issued on 23rd April 2015 , basically it's being closed down and has not traded for 3 or more months.

    The sole director is Mr. Colin Joesph Drewitt, who has held the position since the company's incorporation in Nov 2011. The sole shareholder (one ordinary share) is Mr. Anthony Drewitt-Barlow).

    Their website (http://www.aspenclinical.com) redirects to 'http://www.princetonconsumer.com/'- a site carrying out planned maintenance, due to be back on line at midnight tonight.

    Mr Colin Joseph Drewitt and the first directorship on file was in 2011 at Aspen Clinical Research Ltd. His most recent directorship is with Princeton Consumer Research Ltd where he hold the position of "Director". This company has been around since 04 Aug 2014. In total, Colin has held 20 directorships, 16 of which are current, and 4 are no longer active. These directorships are listed below.

    Phoenix Symposiums Ltd
    07933868 (Proposal to Strike Off)

    Aspen Scientific Recruitment Ltd
    08096047 (Active)

    Red Cow Multi-Media Ltd
    08100264 (Active)

    Essex Fertility Clinic Ltd
    07708128 (Active)

    Essex Sperm Bank Limited
    08152275 (Active)

    The Pool & Spa Team Ltd
    08193443 (Active)

    The Pool & Spa Specialists Ltd
    08227337 (Active)

    Fly Boi Clothing Ltd
    08425136 (Active)

    Btdb Holdings Ltd
    08570297 (Active)

    Essex Style Magazine Ltd
    08604600 (Active)

    Electrics R Us Ltd
    08676189 (Active)

    Simply Ivf Ltd
    08319497 (Active)
    Director, Director

    Aspen Consumer Research Limited
    08954342 (Active)

    Pool and Spa Build Ltd
    09153993 (Active)

    Princeton Consumer Research Ltd
    09160241 (Active)

    Southend Pride Ltd
    08182623 (Active)

    Jasper-Anthony Hairdressing Ltd
    08193063 (Dissolved)

    Anglian Building Services Ltd
    08439571 (Dissolved)

    Hair 2 Dye 4 Ltd
    07741759 (Dissolved)

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  3. The http://www.princetonconsumer.com/ website is now back up and running. They would appear to be a jobbing beauty/cosmetic products testing service. Their site says. 'We are industry experts in claims substantiation studies and pride ourselves on our ability to provide the relevant procedures necessary to substantiate each specific claim in-keeping with the most current regulations'.

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  4. thanks. the data is described as a clinical trial by the manufacturer and i would be very interested to gett hold of the protocols

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